Abstract:
At a Super Secret Antiballistic Missile Site on an Indian reservation in Outer Montana, Captain Jerry Hire, a Wire Officer, mistakenly placed in command, faces a whirlwind of problems: horny Airmen confined to the site; a sexy secretary determined to cure a gay Airmen; arrival of an unexpected missile, and hostile Indian warriors who decide 'the site is ours.' A romantic interlude with the Black Hand Princess, Minnie Catamount, results in a case of the dread Skunk Fever and its horrific cure. Among these activities, the site is infiltrated by two red spies. Firing of the missile climaxes the story.