EAT SHIT AND DIE

I was on the
phone
with my daughter.
Meow, meow, meow,
Albert said.
Is that Albert?
Megan said.
Of course
Did you think
it was
me?
Then: MEOW,
I said. Back to
Albert.
Mum!
You don’t know
how to speak
Cat! What if you
accidentally
said:
Eat Shit and Die?