A FEW JOKES FROM A JOKE BOOK FOR KIDS

1. What kind of boyfriend does a girl monkey prefer?
A hunky monkey.

2. Why do so many people think monkeys are crazy?
Because monkeys are always going bananas.

3. What do you call a bee that has a very possessive girlfriend?
Her-bee.

4. Why was the ice cube afraid to go into the dairy bar freezer?
Because he heard they make ice “scream” in there.

5. How do you know School Bus Drivers are strong?
They can pick up a busload of kids all by themselves.

6. Does Santa like wrap music? Yes, He “Wraps” presents while listening to “Jingle Bells.”

7. What kind of person likes to work all night baking bread and sweet rolls? A Dough-Nut.

8. Why did the frog take a nerve pill? Because he was feeling a little jumpy.

9. Around Easter, the Easter Bunny is a regular “basket case.”

10. What did the mother hen say to her little chick that was complaining?
I don’t want to hear another “peep’ out of you.

11. What’s your prediction for the weather this winter? I see, Icee!

12. Why did the bread man lose his job? Because he was always loafing.