Would you consider having children?

Oh no, no, no, they would ruin all my collectibles.


What if your children looked up to you?

Id probably give them other advice because for me, growing up was very hard since I was always made fun of. I started going bald at the age of 18 and no one paid attention to me.


So they told me you have cancer, what is it like for you?

(whispers) Who told you I had cancer?


Your mom told me.

Eliel Roque talking to his neighbor Beuferd Barthomony