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The college was putting on a bazaar to raise money for cheerleader uniforms, and money to transport the girls to away from home games. Football players BJ and Chuck brought bamboo poles and gunny sacks to the bazaar. They constructed two gunny sacks enclosed stands that could be entered for privacy by parting a split gunny sack.

BJ and Chuck painted signs to entice customers. One sign read: cheek kiss or mouth kiss, 25 cents. Five minute kiss in stall, 50 cents. Kiss both handsome men, 50 cents. The sign on the other stall read: Girls, dont risk breast cancer. A private 15 minute search for lumps is only 25 cents.

BJ and Chuck stood behind their ironing board table and like circus hawkers with a spiel, humorously invited passing girl to be a customer. They sold a lot of kisses, but only got laughs for their breast inspection.

Susan and Cheryl drove up to Mount Sac in Susans yellow VW to attend the advertised bazaar. They eventually came to BJ and Chucks booth to see BJ kissing a girl on the mouth. Cheryl was amused until the girl paid another quarter to kiss Chuck. When the girl walked away Chuck looked at Susan. He knew she was Cheryls best friend. How about you, Susan. You gotta quarter to donate to the cause?

Susan said, Yes. She handed the quarter to BJ and said, I want the search for breast lumps.

BJ was unsure what to say. Susan was so flat chested the only lumps she might have, would have to be her nipples. Cheryl and Chuck were as stunned by Susans request. BJ forced a chuckle. I know who you are, he said to Susan. You were the prompter in my high school play.

Yes, I was, Billy John.

You bowled us over asking for the lump inspection. I like a sense of humor. No, Susan, you known damn well Chuck and I put it for a joke.

Oh. Then Ill take the fifty cent five minute kiss in private. Billy John stood looking puzzled.

Chuck advised BJ to take her into the booth. BJ parted the gunny sack for Susan to enter and then he followed in to find they had to stand touching close together. He said, We put up these booths as a joke.

Youre not going to kiss me?

Wellnot for five minutes. Wed die for lack of air.

We could break lips to catch quick breaths. Youre supposed to put your arms around me. And kiss me.

Youre serious?

Yes. Im a virgin. Ive never been kissed by a grown young man. He said he believed her. She smiled. Im starting to put on weight. Ill be coming to Mount Sac college with you when I graduate. Ill take Fire Science courses with you. Ill be a firewoman.

What? Why youre too small.

Im five foot six and when I fill out; my mother said I will. She developed her figure late, too. Im a swimmer. I set our high schools record in the hundred meters. Are you going to kiss me? Ive wanted you to kiss me ever since we were in grammar school.

I never knew.

Of course you didnt. I was undeveloped then and you were attracted todeveloped girls. While youre kissing me you may fondle me if you like. But you should probably wait until Im fully developed to enjoy it. I had an orgasmic dream about you.

Jesus, Susan. Youre crazy?

No. Im honestly telling you I love you.

BJ decided to kiss her. He wrapped his arms her and pulled her tight against him. He passionately as he could maintain, kissed her on the mouth for a lingering half minute. Remembering her request, he lowers his hand to her buttocks to fondle and squeeze her left cheek.

When they parted lips Susan said, Thank you. It was everything Ive fantasized it would be. Ive got another fifty cents to do it again.

Jesus, Susan. Please, no! I gottaget my senses back.

I understand. Just hold me in abeyance until I develop a figure. Ive shot up from ninety-two pounds to a hundred and one. Mother says Ill reach one twenty in the next six months. Youll like me better.

Cheryl looked at the pleased expression on Susans face. Did he kiss you for five minutes?

We talked some. I told him I loved him.

What did he say?

He was stunned. Actually, it was funny. He tried to be a gentleman, and avoid hurting my feelings. Buttell you later. He can hear us.

As they walked away from the boys booth Susan said, I asked him to kiss and fondle me.

I dont know you. Are you becoming a harlot? What did he say?

He was talked out. To shut me up he grabbed me close and gave me a passionate lingering kiss. During which he lowered a hand and massaged my butt. I loved it.

Ill say one thing, Susan. BJ Brown walked out behind you looking stunned. I dont know which way, but I can assure you, that you impressed him.

I know. I told him hed enjoy me more when I fully developed my figure. I also told him I was already orgiastic.

Youre shameless.

Probably. But you know, hell think about me. He knows Im in love with him and available if he needs me.

You think hell date you?

No. Not until Im eighteen and going to Mount Sac. Nor will he see me at his football games. Youre going to them, too, arent you? You can ride with me if you promise not to tell Ill sit on the opposing teams side.

I get it. You dont want him seeing you fill out.

Right. I want to make a grand entrance. Ta Da! When Im a developed woman.