My bags are packed

If you ask me, Im in favor of caution, of prevention. You can never tell with husbands. A wife must be ready for anything at any time. Just in case. Thats why I have a packed suitcase sitting in the hallway. Its packed with the things that I need most. Thats what I keep in the suitcase. And my husband knows this. If something happens or if he betrays me or annoys me, Ill pick up my suitcase and leave. From time to time I unpack the suitcase while I wash things, iron them and give them an airingand then back they go into the suitcase! My suitcase sits there like the sand for putting out fires. And if there isnt a fire, well okay! We wont use the sand. Its amazing how that suitcase keeps my husband on his toes. Maybe there are times when he would try something, but that suitcase sees him off and welcomes him home. He cant help but think about it. Naturally, it gets his goat and hes begged me a hundred times to get rid of it and to stop annoying him, but I wont! Thats the only way I can keep you, by getting you irritated. And when you stop getting irritated, then its all over. If I catch you, if I find any tickets in your pocket, I will walk out that very second and I will never come back.

Therefore, we can love each other and life can go on as normal, but the suitcase is staying put.

If he scores, I match him right away
Well, my husband knows that Im always capable of getting back at him. With two or three times as much force. Just let him try! If he scores, I match him right away. Once I did just such a thing and now theres no way hed even think about trying something. I dont forbid him. I tell him straight: go ahead, youre free! Just be aware, though, that therell always be a return match waiting for you! And much more besides! If thats how you want it, we can keep going until, as they say, kingdom come. Im still a looker and it wouldnt be a problem for me in the slightest. I avoid that sort of thing on the basis that Im married.

However, I wouldnt dream of playing the martyr. I find that sickening. For me marriage is like, well its like scales. If his side is weighed down by something good, then I balance things up right away. If some affair weighs it down, though, well Im sorry, thats that, Im on the offensive straight away.

Thats the only true kind of equality! I dont care about so-called female morals and the like. Whats moral for him is moral for me. End of story.

Its all about trust
Of course a woman shouldnt kill herself because of a man, if he, lets say, doesnt love her or if he leaves her. Heaven forbid! However, every woman really should try to deal with the man question as well as and as quickly as possible.

Its not natural to see a young, healthy, beautiful woman who hasnt sorted that problem out. There are so many wonderful guys who yearn for tenderness and a real woman. Its such a shame that a good man and a good woman so rarely find each other in life.

I think that our society, and in particular the female half, is still overburdened with various prejudices about love and marriage.

What we are all missing, both men and women, is trust!

Ladies and gentlemen, we no longer trust each other. Weve lost trust!

Were afraid of one another. There you have it. Put simply, we are afraid that someone is going to deceive us! Then, from this fear, we close up and retreat into loneliness. We run away from people; we run away from love!

Ladies and gentlemen, we run away from the most wonderful thing in the world in favor of something that is awful!

In order to solve this problem, we need more contact with each other and more mutual trust! Why not lets all sit down together and work things out as adults? Its not a problem that cant be solved! Just a little bit more trust is needed on both sides!

Open a repair shop for men
Maybe it wouldnt be a bad idea to open some sort of repair shop for mensome workshop where every man who has a fault could be fixed.

Maybe it could be done. So when a woman notices her husband is squeaking somewhere, or that some part of him has worn away, or that his accelerator isnt working, she can tow him awayto the repair shop, so that he can be fixed there by professionals.

If his bodywork is scratched or dented, he can be painted. Some part can be changed or his carburetor cleaned. If needs be, they could even put in a new shock absorber.

They could mend everything they find that isnt how it should be. If a general overhaul is needed, then why not?

It would be worth it, both for them and their wives.

You know how it is.

There are more and more men and there is more and more traffic on the roads.

Every so often theres a collision. It cant be avoided, given the amount of traffic.

And then there are those underage girls who borrow other womens husbands.

They use them and then leave them in a ditch. Thats a fact.

A woman reports her husband missing. The police fall over themselves trying to find him. They find him, wrecked, somewhere or other. He disappeared in Ni and they find him in Zrenjanin. And youll always find it cheaper to repair an old husband than to look for a new one.

Thats why I think it wouldnt be a bad idea to open some sort of repair shopat least for minor faults. For a husband isnt some sort of luxury. A husband is a necessity for the contemporary woman.