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1000 Word Excerpt
American Pie
1 Drink when
- Stiffler swears
- Someone refers to Stiffler's mom
- Oz sings
- Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) gets flustered
- Oz says a pick up line
- Jim moans or talks dirty
2 Drinks when
- Sherman talks trash
- Any band camp story
- Blink 182 says something
- Any of the main guys drink alcohol
3 Drinks when
- One of the boys "blows it"
- A girl talks about Finch's unit
- Anyone drinks Jizz
Whole Beer when
- Any reference to Canada (there is more than one)
American Pie 2
Every time Stifflers name is said (or any variation) take one drink.
Howard Stern on E!
1 drink - Every time a new guest enters the studio:
2 drinks - If it's a women
3 drinks - If it's a stripper or porn star
2 drink Every time Robin agrees with Howard
1 drink Every time Robin makes a joke on her own
1 drink - For every reference to Howard's crotch
5 drinks - Every time the wheel of sex is spun
3 drinks - Any time "Fred" speaks
1 drink - Any shot of Gary not in the studio with Howard
3 drinks - Every time any two female guests touch each other on the butt, breast or muff:
5 drinks - If they rub any two of these parts together
1 drink - Every time Howard hangs-up on or insults
2 drinks- If they work with him
1 drink - For every free item Howard gives away to someone
3 drinks - If it's a stripper or porn star
1 drink - For any completely idiototic statement a stripper or porn star makes
1 drink - Every time a commercial break starts
Any sensor over a naked part:
2 drinks per breast
5 drinks per muff
Every time the screen becomes distorted for E! updates start drinking and don't stop until the screen returns to normal.
Wrestling (WWF)
Drink when the following happens:
* Hitting the referee - take 3 shots
* Steel Chair - take 2 shots
* Feet on the ropes - take 2 shots
* Grabbing the tights - take 2 shots
* Closed Fist - Everyone must take 2 shots
* Choking - 1 shot
* Eye Gouging - 1 shot
* Outside interference- everyone must finish their beer
* Hair pulling - swig of beer
That 70's Show
Take one drink when:
Kelso says something stupid
Hyde says something anti-social
Laurie makes out with Kelso
Laurie tells on Eric
Anyone smokes pot
Anyone takes a drink
Roundtable scenes
Kitty chews out Laurie
Red says "dumbass" or anything else that's decidedly "Red"
Bob says something stupid
Midge says something stupid
Take two drinks when:
Fez almost mentions where he's from
Fez hits on Jackie
Donna says ewww
Donna and Eric fight
Donna and Eric make out
Jackie says "I told you, I hate ________"
Jackass
Take a drink every time:
* Anytime someone falls down during a stunt. If they are injured, finish your drink.
* You see the Jackass warning during the show.
* They bleep a word out.
* Someone says "Hi I'm ______ and _______" (drink every single time they say it).
* Phil Margera is in an episode.
* When Party Boy gets his party on.
*Anyone does a skit with an animal in it.
*Anytime anyone dresses up in some kind of suit (e.g. Hotdog)
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