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God and Satan are Aliens!

Henry Vizi (Author)

ISBN: 0-7414-1594-1 ©2003
Price: $18.95
Book Size: 5.5'' x 8.5'' , 289 pages
Category/Subject: FICTION / Humorous

The universe works in unorganized ways. But is there is a definite pattern to it? Did God create Man? Or did Man create God? Or is God just some silly alien?

“All these worlds… will make excellent sites for our garbage dumps!”

Just last month, the Chipmunks decided to stop living in trees and to move into a garbage dump. They don’t use toothbrushes.

“That’s right,” the hooded figure confirmed. “In fact, he said that the more people you kill the better.”

On a distant planet, a man steals something and runs away. He is terrified of giant chickens.

God looked really pissed. “Fred? That bastard!” “Oh,” Satan replied, completely seriously, “do you know him too?”

Meanwhile, on Earth, very bad drivers are delivering pizza, but not to Antarctica, where penguins come from.

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Customer Reviews

  Absurd Alien Activity , 05/08/2005
Reviewer: H.V.
Sacrificing a frozen chicken from the supermarket to a supernatural deity, taking your pet penguin to the local pub to keep him from getting bored, and spotting Satan wearing a bra and handcuffed in the back of a police car are all suspiciously normal activities on a primitive planet that has not even been properly surveyed yet because the planetary surveyor was a derranged lunatic who called himself the Grim Reaper, just prior to going really mad and dying his hair pink in an effort to remember his own name in the morning.

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