THE DAY OF THE WEDDING ARRIVED!

Everyone would remember this day for a long time to come. Bob and Brandon installed audio and video at the church to capture the proceedings without anyone having to hold a camera.

The time came for the wedding ceremony to begin. Four gentlemen were down front with the preacher. No one could tell which one seemed to be the most nervous.

The bridal march began with Sylvia leading the parade; she was the first of the bridesmaids.

Next down the aisle was Jane, escorted by her father.

Next came Mr. Santos, between Lucy and Ashley.

Jane and her father arrived in front of the gathering of family and friends. He gave Jane to Winston and he took a step back. Winston moved over to make room for the others.

Mr. Santos gave Ashley and Lucy to Mac and Joe, and took a step back.

The preacher looked straight at Janes father and asked, Who gives this woman in marriage?

Janes father said, I do, and he sat in the front row.

The preacher asked again, Who gives this woman in marriage? He looked straight at Mr. Santos.

Mr. Santos said, I do, as he placed Ashleys hand in Macs. This time Mr. Santos stayed right where he was.

The preacher asked again, Who gives this woman in marriage?

Mr. Santos again said, I do, and he put Lucys hand in Joes hand. Then he took a step back and took a seat on the first row with Janes father.

The preacher continued until he asked, Who has the rings?

Tiny said, I do, as he was trying to get them out of his pocket. He was so nervous he dropped all three sets on the floor. All the rings wound up in one cluster on the floor. They had to stop to sort out the rings before the preacher could finish the ceremony.

Finally, without any more nervous happenings the preacher said, If anyone objects, they should come forward at this time.

Since no one objected the preacher said, I now pronounce all three couples husbands and wives.

Just as they kiss, an enormous explosion happened outside the church. Jane looked at Winston and said, Was that a kiss or was that a kiss?

All three couples headed to the front door. Bob and Brandon had just opened the door for them. All of a sudden, they slammed the door faster than they opened the door. They had their 45s out and all three couples on the floor before the sound of the explosions dissipated.

Several of the other guys had their guns out protecting the front of the church. No one could be seen anywhere close to the church. All three of the Vetts blew up.

Parts of cars were still drifting down as Bob and Brandon came out of the church to look with their 45s drawn, followed closely by Mac, Joe, Winston, and Windell. Everyone was looking for the person responsible, but no one found anyone.

When they were sure there would be no gunfire, they let the girls come out. All there was to be seen at this time with car parts strewn about and three holes in the pavement.

All the girls grabbed Tiny at the same time and thanked him for dropping the rings. If you hadnt wed all be toast now. Dropping the rings saved their lives and all three women kissed him at the same time.

He blushed.